Jumbo Ear Bullshit Protector / Deflector For Your Next Rally

THIS IS THE HANDY-DANDY BULLSHIT PROTECTOR/DEFLECTOR

YOU WEAR THESE ON YOUR EARS FOR ESSENTIAL PROTECTION AGAINST ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL RHETORIC- HA!

SIMPLY CUT OUT AND ENJOY!
YOU'LL BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

GIVE TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY
TO PROTECT THEM FROM ALL THE BULLSH*T GOING AROUND!

MADE POPULAR AT TEA-PARTIES AND OTHER RALLIES AROUND THE NATION!

To keep things affordable we've made shipping a flat fee of $1.99 regardless of how many you order BUT the minimum order is 2 pieces.